Well, come on on all you comrade men,
Uncle Vlad needs your help again!
He’s got himself in some terrible pain
Way out west in old Ukraine.
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We’re gonna have a whole lot of fun!
And it’s 1, 2, 3, what’re we fighting for?
Don’t ask me, it ain’t too plain.
Next stop is Old Ukraine.
And it’s 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates.
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whooopee! we’re all gonna die!
Well c’mon generals, let’s move fast,
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and kill them dead,
The only good Ukie is one who’s dead.
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown ‘em all to kingdom come!
And it’s 1, 2, 3, what’re we fighting for?
Don’t ask me, it ain’t too plain.
Next stop is Old Ukraine.
And it’s 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates.
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whooopee! we’re all gonna die!
Well c’mon on, Oligarchs,
Don’t be slow,
Why, this is war a-go-go!
There’s plenty good money to be made
By supplin’ the Army with the tools of the trade.
Just hope and pray that if we drop the bomb,
Civilization won’t be gone!
And it’s 1, 2, 3, what’re we fighting for?
Don’t ask me, it ain’t too plain.
Next stop is Old Ukraine.
And it’s 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates.
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whooopee! we’re all gonna die!
Well c’mon mothers throughout the plain,
Pack your boys off to old Ukraine.
C’mon pops, don’t hesitate,
Send ‘em off before it’s too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box!
And it’s 1, 2, 3, what’re we fighting for?
Don’t ask me, it ain’t too plain.
Next stop is Old Ukraine.
And it’s 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates.
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whooopee! we’re all gonna die!
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